Then he kisses the dummy.Īs of this writing, All My Friends Are Dead has 4.43/5 on Goodreads. But wait! Turn the page once more and now the dummy is looking at him! That one really got me. When you turn the page, he's still sitting there with the dummy. In another hilarious gag, a ventriloquist says 'All my friends are dummies'. Then, when you turn the page, you see an end-table saying 'I was never your friend'. One page has a tree saying all it's friends are end-tables. Sometimes this book will mix up the humor a bit, throwing in a joke other than the usual pun. Or even Colonel Kurtz, sitting on a throne of decapitated bodies, saying all my friends are heads. How about a pencil saying all it's friends are lead? Or what about a tired guy saying all my friends are beds? You could have a native saying all my friends are red. I'm surprised they missed so many other hilarious opportunities. Then a zombie says all his friends are undead. Then a baker says all his friends are bread. In other words, perfect.' and Paste 'Finds humor in mortality.'Ī dinosaur says all it's friends are dead. One calls it 'gloriously dark,' and another says that 'guests are drawn to it like a magnet.'ĮDITORIAL This uproarious book has garnered praise from several media outlets, including The Huffington Post : 'Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. READERS LOVE With hundreds of five-star ratings, reviewers can't get enough of this book. TALENTED National bestseller All My Friends Are Dead and companion volume All My Friends Are Still Dead are written by Avery Monsen, an actor, artist, and writer and Jory John, a writer, editor, and journalist. Cute and dark all at once, this children's book for adults presents endlessly entertaining stories about life and existential predicaments. Simple yet effective comic-style imagery and short, hilarious quips come together to create an amusing adventure through a range of unique grievances and wide-eyed dilemmas, from the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you).

Showcasing the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie, each page of this illustrated humor book is laugh-out-loud funny. If you're a tree, all your friends are end tables. If you're a pirate, all your friends have scurvy. This witty and captivating tale offers a delightful primer for laughing at the If you're a dinosaur, all your friends are dead. All My Friends Are Dead is both the saddest funny book and the funniest sad book you'll ever read.

All My Friends Are Dead by Jory John